I wrote these emails to myself at one in the morning

I had just learned how to use a thesaurus, clearly.

We reside in a society where fear, a determining and soldiered factor of everyday living, commandeers and overstimulates the accentuated normalcy and repudiated agnosticisms of conventional and retroflexed population; this aggression, set forward and pioneered by extrasensory adulterated commissars of convoluted wealth and fortune, of whom, neither formulated and regulated ubiquitousness of population nor organic substandardization of monolithic epicurean tastes can withhold unadulterated and meromorphic actualization of contemporary and coagulated design of Carletonian senses against which the morbid and fearless conform erectly as a disenchanted phalanx of battered and deglycerolized emotions. Not only is, as such, an inoculated presence of malevolent, erroneous, and virulent incrustations for which petulantly misanthropically morphemics roam relentlessly towards sublimation and irritating submission of divulged delimitations of corruption of society wherein, not only is an enumerated and gallivant being apostrophized and outcasted as a sentimentalist toward imbrications of a currently aphoristically dimorphism of unattributed strength, without which acrostic assemblies of mediumistic power corrode as nullification of weak inessentials combine as polymorphic solicitous recompilations of despair regain formality and expostulation; a growth, which, stultifying, is photometrically and algorithmically established as "leader".

I disagree with your inebriated and retributive paradigm of waxing morality and convulsions of asphyxiated normalized cultures of quintessential alliteration of the mind, body, soul, and other amorphously hideous idiosyncrasies of popular culture and of the syphilizing aphrodisiacs who populate litigiously isomorphically aberrations of tormented culminations of the entranced souls of infinite starving wordless and emphatic contusions whereby the whirling commensuration of hydrogenous ephemera, which, in turn, leads to not only dolomitic conurbations but also noxiously penuriously narcissistic peasantry, a gratuitously engorged floccipaucinihilipilification of the human abilities of masterful renumeration of obdurated convulsively euphoric dramatizations, as well as whoring catastrophes as a result of fenestrations failing commensurations and maturational cerebellar reassemblies. Such actions of lymphatic demoralization and oblation is sure to lead to carelessly and dangerously fouling the fortified paradigm of our current system of filibusters, competing without which we would have no choice but a modulated coordination of lording minorities. As such, deinstitutionalization and modulations of our polyphony are here to stay and keeping honorificabilitudinity in such a way as to lead metamorphisms about transmodernization and counterbalances.

Unfortunately, your point calls inferences unverifiable by traditional and unscrupulous measures - you surely cannot expect us to discard and trample uninhibited rights of a singular being for the sole purpose of underenumerated derelictions on the internet conversed between two adverse parties. However, I do feel that, if you are correct in juxtaposing matriculated and versos sentiments towards uninhibited persiflages of mesospheres in a perambulated and copulated environment of corrosive expostulation, then, in fact, pyknotic pharisees collimating and facing conurbations of trophic quarks against a unpopulated and thermostatted perambulation of events will eventually, as you stated, leads to not only dolomitic conurbations but also noxiously penuriously narcissistic peasantry, a gratuitously engorged floccipaucinihilipilification of the human abilities of masterful renumeration of obdurated convulsively euphoric dramatizations, as well as whoring catastrophes as a result of fenestrations failing commensurations and maturational cerebellar reassemblies. But what, thereof, do sylphic restitutions conform to as a mass? A question, perhaps, that metaphorical desolations cannot steer out of and bubonic entrapment of anaphoric neurologies do nothing to answer? Have I defeated your adulated irreverences toward unmitigated locomotory of spittle?

Quips, of such, will not cause me to forsake my zealotries or institutionalize detrimental and scathing remarks towards yourself, of which I know you anticipate. But, you see, the answer is quite simple. Sylphic restitutions conform to, as a mass, little more than consorted and ambulated instrumentalities or devolutions against your own narcissist tendencies of surmising . Patronymically speaking, densitometric adulations of carnivorous improvisation convolute legitimation and copulation of a de-privatized and isotonic society! Quintessentially, dichotomized adjurations convolute lithospheric agglomerations of an indescribably volute nature; such, of which, cannot be simply emphasized and drawn across controlled media and pentatonic circulations of normalized forums comprising an oligarchy ruled by exasperating constitutionalities of supreme power. Expression here, unhindered by traditional rulings of constitutional might, corrode towards a backwards understanding. I propose peaceful dealings; we, two mights of clear intellectual superiority, could bring down such an oligarchy of insinuations. Or we can fight to the death.