I also secretly like CSI: Miami

As far as I can tell by watching crime dramas, the popular and cool thing to do in retribution is to gather all the personal information on the person that hit you that you can possibly find and then stalk them for about 8 years and then, when the time is just right, you spring an elaborate trap on them and the CSI workers spend the next hour finding out that you did it and although they always will catch you you still have the opportunity to tell your sappy story of how they hit you and ruined your life and then Horatio will put on his sunglasses and say a pun and then it will be the credits or it actually might just be a crappy slow song with a picturesque setting and some people kindof staring at each other because you know that CSIs are real people too and they have relationships and feelings and they are always deeply effected by the case which is odd considering that they seem to go through a lot of these murders (probably once a week, at least - judging by the way they age on camera vs. how many murder mysteries they have solved) and it shouldn't really effect them after so long but it does and they always have a tragic backstory that overshadows your actual tragic event and you are shown as someone worse than Hitler because you are an evil villain who KILLED and you should be put to justice about it oh and don't forget that if you want to end it properly you must look out with a sortof mean and sad face on at the same time when you're looking at Horatio otherwise it's just not dramatic enough and I will not tolerate crappy shows on my television.