Hey team today began as a pretty good day all around. I initially thought that I had megacancer but my doctor told me it was a bug bite and then I went off to the grocery store and they had a 10/10$ deal on human kidneys and I just knew that it would work great with my Halloween costume.
Then everything just started going downhill from there. I was skipping down the highway when a bunch of construction workers stopped me and asked if I minded doing some work for them. I said I didn't and they handed me a sign (and told me to go and stand about 100 cubits down the road because I guess these guys were ancient Egyptian construction workers or something.
So I wander on down the road to what I think is 100 cubits and these guys just start yelling at me and are like "no no noooo what are you doing we are measuring in royal cubits you are throwing traffic off like crazy" and sure enough I looked behind me and there was already an impressive 27 car pileup with a pretty awesome fire going.
So these people are all yelling at me and some of them are on fire but as they run by frantically they look back at me with disgust and I hang my head in sorrow. I could only think of one solution to a problem like this and so I asked them "Hey do you guys want to get some ice cream?"
Everyone cheered and we went to get ice cream and that was a lot of fun but I guess I still have to definitively prove to you that my day went downhill so I will say that an evil and clearly corrupt constable stole my ice cream and put me in jail for destroying a bunch of cars and people.
