Hey what am I?

This is just a location where I am able to keep many of the stories I write about in one place and not have to dig them back up later. As far as I can tell, everything I'm going to put here has actually happened or will happen or is a gross hyperbole on something I imagined or pretended to have happen. Either way, they're all true stories about me, usually, since I'm a self-centered bimbo.